Nine out of ten vaginas agree that Martin Freeman shooting a gun is the sexiest thing ever.
What was wrong with the tenth vagina?
Nothing, it’s probably just a lesbian vagina.
nope, even lesbian vaginas agree that that is dead sexy.
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
Some people do their best thinking in the shower. This is what I thought of today.
i have the sex appeal of a math book
idk man, i’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”
And what person hasn’t banged a math book on a desk? Multiple times?
#….uh. in a fit of desperation i’ve spanked a math book with a ruler.